True Crime Abscessed Funny Horse Sticker
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True crime meets equine in this please-don't-die-cut silkscreen sticker. Now you can add some dark humor to your favorite barn water bottle, tack trunk, or grooming tote.
Given how often equestrians find blood splatter in the paddock, mistake sleeping horses for dead ones, and try to keep these creatures from killing themselves or others, it's time to bring some gallows humor to the gallops.
This sticker is waterproof and weatherproof. So no worries if it falls in the trough, gets sprayed in the wash stall, or bakes in the sun during your cross-country clinic or rodeo weekend.
*Sticker is repositionable for a few minutes, then the adhesive starts to cure. Check details below for timing.
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True Crime Abscessed Funny Horse Sticker
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For the trainer who’s seen it all.
The barn bestie who’s in the thick of it.
And the rider figuring it out as they go.
